Does anybody wanna hang out anytime soon? Since I don't live at Campus Lodge I feel like I only see you guys once a week. Since both my roomates leave on weekends, I nominate my place for a fun place to hang out sometime. Man, we'll get trashed! Nothing makes a person happier than to soak their brain in alcohol!
I'm just kidding. That's a terrible idea. And if you thought I was serious for a moment, you must repent (now).
Man, there sure are a bunch of pretty girls at the University of Oklahoma. I think I'm going to start a club called "The Pretty Girls + Brad Witty Club." That would be a perfect way to meet some of them. Here are some of the details in the charter.
1. All yearly dues go to getting Brad any material thing he wants.
2. The girls each year will compete in a tournament of academic and athletic events. The best girl gets the grand prize of being my girlfriend.
3. Meetings will take the form of going to my favorite restaurant and listening to me and laughing at everything I say.
4. Membership cannot exceed that of 300 girls. That would just be ridiculous. I can't make out with that many girls.
5. Evening meetings will take the form of dance parties where all the lovely ladies think I'm the best dancer they've ever seen. Oh yes, and it's always a disco party. Man, that would be out of sight.
6. Anytime left over will take the form of cooking for me and cleaning my house.
Spread the word everybody! This club's going to be the most fun I've ever had!
How was this for new and creative, Jason? Did I pass?