no middle ground
this photo was taken after 2 days of not shaving, and though that may not be a long time, you can clearly see that i would never be able to bridge the gap and fill in the middle ground. therefore, any effort to grow a moustache would be in vain. for those of you that can grow moustaches, and you know who you are, have a duty to me and this country to do so. and no josh, you don't have a moustache.