Friday, December 09, 2005

Payback Time

**UPDATE--PARTY CANCELED--STUCK IN WASHINGTON--BE HOME MONDAY--END UPDATE**

Hey everybody I'm coming home tomorrow (Saturday the 9th) and I want to see you all over at my crib at 10pm.

Although my father won't be there to shake the hands of the gentlemen and hug the ladies, nor my mother to serve us stale popcorn and flat pineapple soda you will be able to come and take a nap in my bed, break dining room chairs, destroy an ornamental nutcracker, attract the attention of local police, damage the cable wall outlet cover, make waffles, drink humming bird juice, track mud throughout the house, break a trampoline, eat cereal in the "no-eating-cereal-room", spill chili on the carpet, wear my bathrobe, back into and scratch my car, spit fruity pebbles out of your mouth and nose simultaneously, streak black marks on the walls with outdated exercise equipment, and blow out the speakers on my dad's stereo system.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

HULK NO LIKE MIX UP THE MIX!!!

Monday, December 05, 2005

Mustache